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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's white and gluey Glue

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

VAGINA.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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