- Anti Joke

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.