- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

2 + 2 = 4

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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