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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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