- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

So I was walking down the road today

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Where's my baby??

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

That's what she didn't say

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

My Nan, that is all.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

This one time at band camp music was played.

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