- Anti Joke

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Potato!

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