Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

what do you call a black chef glendon

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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