A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Canadians

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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women sports....

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Skrillex.

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