A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Anti Joke

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