If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Adam Chebali is awesome

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...