What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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