Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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