why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Sarah Palin

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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