What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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I like your hair

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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