What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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watch me nae nae

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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derp

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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