What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Hail Heetluh

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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