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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

justin littleton being sucessful

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.