What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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