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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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