why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Your Mother

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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