Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Racial equality.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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