- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.