What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Female rights.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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