- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

What did the president do for the people? ...

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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