- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A man walks into a vagina

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

I'm hungry.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

a skinny sumo wrestler

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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