- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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