- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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