- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Women's rights

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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