There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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