Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Anti Joke

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