Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Paper shield.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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