- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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