What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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just in time?

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Derp

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Face Hunter is scum

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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