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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

penis haha

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Potato!

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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