- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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