What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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your mother

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Queens Park rangers

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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www.xnxx.com

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Bitch

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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