A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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