Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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womens rights

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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