I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

a woman votes!

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Anti Joke

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