- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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