Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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I work at jcpenny

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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