- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

vote this down and i will DOX you

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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