A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Once upon a time

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Knock Knock Come in.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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