- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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