Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A blonde walked into a bar.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

You idiot thats 9 letters

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