Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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