How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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