Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Your mother is average.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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