- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

minorities

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

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