- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Steve Jobs is alive.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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