A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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hi penis ham telephone

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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British Dentistry

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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