- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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