Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Guess what? AIDS!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Im cute hehehee

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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