- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

. . I am a whale

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

your social life.

This is not a joke or is it

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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