A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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your moms my other ride

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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