Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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womens rights

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Womens rights

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Poop

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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