Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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