Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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