- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Once upon a time, The end.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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