Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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the bible

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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