- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Firgen and the blung brigade

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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