- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

I need to start studying.

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