- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

no

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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