- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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