- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

National security?

A blind man walks into a wall.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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