Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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