How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Where's the soap?

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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