What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Burp

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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