- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

I have an erection My mom!

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

angelosnyder is not gay

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

a horse walks into a blender ow

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

It got hit by a rocket.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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