- Anti Joke

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a