You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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My dad

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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