- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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