A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

God. God.

Why did the dog die? He was old

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Potato!

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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