- Anti Joke

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Dyslexics have more nuf!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!