- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

kesha is a virgin.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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