how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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