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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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