Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Womens' sports

gay people

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What's a joke? Funny

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Latvia isn't a joke

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

baskets

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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