Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Who invented apple? God

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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