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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Roses are red.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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BIG PENIS

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Women's rights

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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