- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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