Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Justin Beiber

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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