- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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