So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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