how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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drew edminstin is a rat

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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snowglobe

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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... Chan chan

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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