- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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