If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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THE GAME.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Anti Joke

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