- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

yolo your orange looks orange

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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