yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Nickleback.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Justin Bieber.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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