- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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