Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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NEVER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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