What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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