you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Women's Rights.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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