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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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A man buys a prius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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