- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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