Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

what is the color of a burp burple

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

A man buys a prius

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

sure!

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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