- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Knock Knock Come in.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Urban ghettos

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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